Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square106linkfedilinkarrow-up1529arrow-down14
arrow-up1525arrow-down1external-linkFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.comTony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square106linkfedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down1·3 days agoYes, only eat the shrimp loaded with agricultural runoff and microplastics
Yes, only eat the shrimp loaded with agricultural runoff and microplastics
As god intended
Don’t forget the antibiotics.