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minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-28 months agoIf you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one. Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
minus-squareRadioactive Radio@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoWhat if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoThe tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.
If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.
Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.