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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.
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    We need to workshop this a bit. “Old” is kinda repetitive given the use of “geriatric”. Maybe switch for “Oligarch”?

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      Obease might be it.

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      Yeah I was thinking about that. I was thinking Obtuse. Which actually maybe works much better.

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      I mean, the other party is also oligarchic.

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