🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1567arrow-down112
arrow-up1555arrow-down1imageAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square47linkfedilink
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoWhat. How does that logic work? They say they are bisexual. This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers. … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is. … How is this complicated?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoIt’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoJust ask your partner for their instruction manual
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoEntirely seriously, the world would be a much better place if people defaulted to actually communicating what would be in such a proverbial instruction manual.
What.
How does that logic work?
They say they are bisexual.
This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.
… You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is.
… How is this complicated?
It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
Just ask your partner for their instruction manual
Entirely seriously, the world would be a much better place if people defaulted to actually communicating what would be in such a proverbial instruction manual.