🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1567arrow-down112
arrow-up1555arrow-down1imageAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square47linkfedilink
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoRing. Ring. … Who is it? … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoWhy are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago… Extra nips? Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?
Ring.
Ring.
… Who is it?
… Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
… Extra nips?
Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?