i grew up in a society where children thought a single sip of beer made you an alcoholic. what’s appropriate, what’s safe, and what’s legal are very different things.

thank you for the economics lesson i was gettin ready

Serious answer: the owner of the vehicle is responsible for it. You sue the owner, their insurance, possibly your insurance, possibly tesla, possibly nobody. The best result is to walk away avoiding court with more money.

If a man says Eat Me some of us take it as permission. Dude could turn water to wine he must have been delicious tho

DOOM (1969)

There is no good side here

DOOM (1996)

For some reason I feel like all of these things need to be three word phrases so this two word one, I must change it to “Alles Gegen Nazis”

dammit

white house discovers cannabis

He was a willing participant in trump’s administration and did one good thing

When not if. It’s going to organize another 9/11

#HIS SOUL GOES MARCHING ON MOTHERFUCKERS

Forcing others to find new suppliers is how you find out they built their own supply chains that exclude you. Business 201

all my homies hate sparrows

make one shit last several teslas and make one tesla last several shits.

• reward your slowly growing army of loyal followers with random trinkets of arbitrary and sentimental value

i’m gonna have to move to tennessee for this comment aren’t i

goddamn electrical grid

One of my favorite authors is PG Wodehouse and if I ever inadvertently phrase something like him I consider it a good day. He has 9 gazillion novels, 2 plots, and all of them are worth reading because of the way he can turn a phrase.