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minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 months ago“Uh, we need you to clear out your desk ASAP.” “Sure, just submit a JIRA ticket and I’ll get right on it.”
minus-squareSocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoAI will have a scrum with itself.
minus-squareeleitl@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOh yeah, agentic AI going all agile with lobster claws.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIt’s even worse than that: it’ll be a ServiceNow ticket.
“Uh, we need you to clear out your desk ASAP.”
“Sure, just submit a JIRA ticket and I’ll get right on it.”
AI will have a scrum with itself.
Oh yeah, agentic AI going all agile with lobster claws.
It’s even worse than that: it’ll be a ServiceNow ticket.