gurty@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon contemplates AIi.imgur.comimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down110
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minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoLLMs are not the singularity anyways. Though I’d be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I’m 100% sure it’s been done. Hospitals might even have a code for “dick mangled by homemade bj machine”.
minus-squareProgrammer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoWhy would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement
minus-squarehesh@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoFunnily enough https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month ago“Teledildonics” have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era. It’s plug and play!
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoDo you mean a vacuum cleaner?
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou’re gonna rip your dick off.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI personally wouldn’t call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn’t that much sucking involved in “sucking dick”.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoYou just need to switch it from suck to blow.
LLMs are not the singularity anyways.
Though I’d be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I’m 100% sure it’s been done. Hospitals might even have a code for “dick mangled by homemade bj machine”.
Why would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement
Funnily enough
https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor
“Teledildonics” have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era.
It’s plug and play!
Do you mean a vacuum cleaner?
You’re gonna rip your dick off.
I personally wouldn’t call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn’t that much sucking involved in “sucking dick”.
You just need to switch it from suck to blow.