resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square58linkfedilinkarrow-up1277arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1273arrow-down1external-linkJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square58linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·17 hours agoSo how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoi posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoThat actually makes sense.
minus-squareSeeMarkFly@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoAs usual, I’m late for the party.
So how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
i posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
That actually makes sense.
I was thinking the exact same thing
As usual, I’m late for the party.