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robocall@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon gets robbed

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Anon gets robbed

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robocall@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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    Reminds me of a story a friend told me when I was traveling through South America.

    My friend was walking home late at night and a guy from another country (forgot which, but it was obvious from his accent) asked him for money. This exchange of course happened in Spanish:

    “I have an iron” “what does iron means in your country?” “by iron I mean knife” and pulls out a knife “oh, because here iron means this” and pulls out a gun.

    Then the robber just ran away.

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      🎶 Big iron on his hiiiiip 🎶

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      Very Crocodile Dundee vibe.

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        “At’s nawt a joke. This is a joke!”

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      Brazil

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        Spanish

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          You mean all of South America ISN’T Brazil and Portuguese ISN’T Spanish?? 😱

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          Damn I missed that haha

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