BruceTwarzen

Nature is healing

Or national hero, depending on who you ask

Because that’s all the games they have. Imagine they would also suck. People who bought a ps5 would feel even dumber

Religion is wild. When i tell people that i don’t drink alcohol they think it’s either for religious reason or because i’m a former alcoholic. When i tell them that i simply don’t like it, i’m weird. Somehow it’s less weird to not drink because of some pedo magic man from the past said i’m not allowed to.

Talking to my two young barbers is kinda surreal sometimes. They always ask me if i play video games, because that’s pretty much everything we have in common. But for them playing video games means buying every call of duty and every fifa as soon as possible. It’s just the normal thing to do for them. They don’t care who makes the game or if it’s good or anything. I play a few niche games, but they have never heard of anything i ever played. Apex? Destiny? Overwatch? Never heard of it.

Did you just fix menal health?

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

I find it odd when i go to a random barber who is 19-25 or so asks me what i like. I tell them video games, but it never results into anything, because to them videogames are usually fifa or call of duty. They have never even heard of the games i play. Compared to when i was like 10, everyone seemed to play the same games.

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

Jackhammers are so loud, haven’t they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

I’ll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

May i pay 60 dollars for a 10 year old game mayhaps?

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

Bethesta has the worst of both worlds.

I love the notion of: we leu us getting scammed by big corporations like good little puppies and WE LIKED IT.

Is this even real? My dad is pretty dam fat and can hardly walk and when he has to pick something up, he just doesn’t. His arms look super tiny too, compared to the rest.

I would have juat refunded it instantly, instead of playing it for month. But go ahead, defend the multi billion dollar company like a good dog.

The games got so bad, especially compared to the skate series that it’s not a loss at all

Xbox users starring at full page ads on their console like 😐

That lesson is worth 100 dollars.