Enhanced interrogation?

Well, it’s been fun matching wits with a potato, but I think I’ve seen what you have to offer.

Enjoy your meal!

Better than to ask your preference? I guess your betters let you know what you like. You’re right, I was being a silly goose.

I guess licking boots gives you a lot of time to think. What’s your favorite flavor of polish?

Oh, I never thought of it like that.

What a great criticism! You’re obliviously someone who has thought long and hard about this topic

Chewbacca ate my balls.

If only your mother would have loved you then you wouldn’t be craving my attention so badly.

Let me be perfectly clear: I don’t give a fuck what a fascist troll parrots from the brainwormed “thought” leaders that know he’ll gleefully guzzle gallons of garbage for the mere hope of tasting of Elon Musk’s grundle.

Now piss off.

Yeah, corporate media is definitely “the left.” 🙄

There’s a scam to steal money from kids in pretty much every grocery store near where I live. We call them claw machines.

The psychic damage from that acronym still hurts after all these years.

That’s some cloaca & dagger shit.

Although, there are plenty of assholes who will parrot that phrase as satire just to get a rise out of people. Probably 0.01.

In the words of Kurt Vonnegut: we are what we pretend to be.

It’s pretty shocking, but I can fit 2 Ds in my mouth.

You need to start the pan hotter. They only stick for me if I cook them without preheating the pan.

I started playing Satisfactory with a friend a couple weeks ago.

I realized yesterday that it’s basically my job if it was fun.

I feel like you should every now and then…

That definitely makes you a hacker.

It’s more about the spirit than the knowledge, but you’ve got both.