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Technology@lemmy.world•Sam Altman Thanks Programmers for Their Effort, Says Their Time Is OverEnglish
6·4 days ago+ punitive damages
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Technology@lemmy.world•The Productivity Paradox: Why Technology Makes the Economy More Efficient But Most People No RicherEnglish
21·7 days agoThat’s a lot of words for “greed”.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Confirms Windows 11 Bug That Locks Users Out of the C: DriveEnglish
12·7 days agoWho could have possibly predicted that an operating system with vibe code in the kernel would be complete ass
This post. This is the one that did it. I officially can no longer distinguish reality from satire.
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Technology@lemmy.world•One in four CEOs say AI is a bubble but will continue investingEnglish
291·12 days agoThis tells me that each of them believes he alone is the stable genius master of the universe who will get out with exactly the right timing. Which is actually just another way of stating something I already knew: that they are psychopaths.
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Technology@lemmy.world•From millions of dollars to under a grand: The dramatic fall of the NFTEnglish
5·12 days agoFor sure. This is comedy, not drama.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for youEnglish
1·14 days agoI literally put down the entire Deus Ex series because of that teleporting bitch in Human Revolution. I want to know the story, god damn it!
Fun game but didn’t get too into it because you could feel the sweat immediately
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leadersEnglish
12·14 days agoSimpleton* English
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Technology@lemmy.world•Oracle Layoffs: Tech giant to slash 30,000 jobs as banks pull out from financing AI data centres | Company Business NewsEnglish
2·14 days agoBecause none of the checks they’ve kited have come due
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Technology@lemmy.world•Oracle Layoffs: Tech giant to slash 30,000 jobs as banks pull out from financing AI data centres | Company Business NewsEnglish
9·14 days agoYes, clearly it is the human staff that needs to be cut from the budget here. Fucking imbeciles.
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Technology@lemmy.world•A man trying to steer his DJI robot vacuum with a PlayStation gamepad gained audio and video into 7K homes. Now DJI awards $30K for research, perhaps that research.English
46·16 days agoThis headline reads like a brain bleed tastes
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Workers who love ‘synergizing paradigms’ might be bad at their jobsEnglish
4·17 days agoFormer attorney Jack Thompson.
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Games@lemmy.world•Sony is testing dynamic pricing: one game - different prices on the PlayStation StoreEnglish
66·17 days agoDon’t buy anything from Sony, got it
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Technology@lemmy.world•Dynamic pricing could be coming to your local supermarketEnglish
1·18 days agoThis reminds me of Bill Burr’s bit on the subject… “Twenty years, I thought I was a standup comedian. Now apparently I’m moonlighting as a fucking bag boy.”
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Technology@lemmy.world•BYD Reveals the ‘World’s Longest-Range EV’ as American Auto Industry Struggles to Keep PaceEnglish
1·19 days agothere’s no point in treating them the same way as anyone who
doespretends to.ftfy
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Technology@lemmy.world•Dynamic pricing could be coming to your local supermarketEnglish
851·20 days agoI will institute my own “dynamic pricing” scheme if this ever happens


Yeah ok this guy needs to look up those words