Why switching?

Google now reserves the right to “be evil”.

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

We pray for you

Hard to let go of mom.

I think you meant, bitten by a radioactive bowl

Jessica Jones

Banned from dating apps? Is that a thing?

I think that a lower price for the rent translates into a lower valuation of the property. So an empty apartment at $2000 a month is still theoretically worth more at sale than a rented apartment at $1500

And yet, no cracker. Just cheese.