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EnsignReposti@kbin.social to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Keep the change and I don’t need a copy.

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Keep the change and I don’t need a copy.

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EnsignReposti@kbin.social to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    Rookie move, the key is to have pocket sand that you throw into their eyes to give you move time and to make room for the pocket change…

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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      My outfit doesn’t have pockets

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        Use nature’s pocket

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          The eyelids!

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    I know I should know, but what is this scene from?

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      Jessica Jones

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      Jonnica Jess

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      sǝuoſ ɐɔıssǝſ In the southern hemisphere

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      Jessica Jones

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      I got sick of all of the super heroes movies and shows. But Jessica Jones is actually good. I would recommend it. More of a detective show mixed with some superhero elements.

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    This role made me realise just how good an actor he is. Seriously freaked me out how good he was.

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      For me, he was easily the most terrifying Marvel villain.

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      I haven’t seen this yet but if you haven’t checked out Inside Man he does an amazing job there too.

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      What’s it from?

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        Jessica Jones. amazing series

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    is that the girl who played gwen in Breaking Bad ?

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      Her name is Krysten Ritter and she played Jane, Jesse’s girlfriend who overdoses in Breaking Bad.

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    Me trying to pay with cash to keep it alive

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    Couldn’t you just move to the side a bit?

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      Oh sure, I could move backwards into their crotch, forward into the path of someone’s cart as they’re leaving, right into the barrier, or left over the pinpad into the cashier’s lap.

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      Exactly. I do this while walking away.

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    Hi, it’s me. Guy who’s super anal retentive about his finances. While you’re glaring at me for holding up the line, I’m just passing that shade on to the cashier whom I have now asked twice for a receipt and is looking at me like I just asked for their first born child. I’m not leaving without one. Sorry about the wait.

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      I’ve been a cashier… Just give him a minute, each interaction and calculation is simple on its own but he’s been doing it all day. It’s harder than it looks!

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        Having to make change and sml talk and not letting the mask slip is a juggling act that’s difficult to keep up week after week

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    deleted by creator

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      It is showing here, here being kbin. You’ll have to ask the Lemmy devs to fix whatever is causing it to not show on your end.

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        It’s showing up fine in Lemmy too, checked in Jerboa aswell.

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          Then I have no idea what’s gone wrong for GrammatonCleric.

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            He’s probably using the Boost app. I have the same issue…

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            He forgot to take his dose of Prozium

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              deleted by creator

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        Yup, shows up just fine on eternity

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        Also showing OK on Liftoff

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      Me trying to put my credit card and receipt in my pocket

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        The amount of times I’ve thought I’ve lost my credit card because I throw it in a random pocket out of panic.

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      Maybe you don’t want the banking corporations to know you purchased lube & a ham sandwich. Inb4 some goober says tap-to-pay with Google or Apple, which now lets the banking corporations & big tech know your purchase history too.

      Cash is a great.

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        Marry me

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        Hey it’s me, I’m the goober. I’ve given up on life so I don’t care about anything anymore.

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          You can start with a few steps in the direction of privacy & slowly build to it rather than dismissing the concept.

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    Also the drive through attendant

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    Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.

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