“And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn’t have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Taking bets on how far he gets before going off on a tangent about Sleepy Joe or one of his other greatest hits?

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• Firefox will get a built-in free VPN in v149, rolling out March 24 to the US, France, Germany, and the UK.
• It routes only browser traffic through a Mozilla proxy for privacy protection, with no extra downloads.
• Free use is capped at 50GB per month — enough for casual browsing, but Mozilla doesn’t say what happens if you go over.

It’s Which, they expect you to pay a subscription to find out

Hard no from me

JPEG XL? It’s 2026 and I’m still waiting for JPEG 2000 to become mainstream

The very same

Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne

The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm

Hmm, doubt it’s for security. Seems more likely they’re looking for backdoors in order to spy on users. There are far too many governments desperate to backdoor encryption and messaging apps to trust any government’s stated intent when it comes to technology

If true, God spends a lot of time dreaming up scantily-clad, uwu-looking cat girls for an army of socially isolated believers

The bat travelled 1,000 miles. It is not stated how far the car travelled.

Note that it was City of London Police involved. The City of London is quite distinct and different from the London that tourists know of. The City of London is owned by the corporations (mainly financial institutions) within its boundary, it is self-governing and has the right to set up it’s own police force which can take enforcement action in any part of the UK, not just the City of London. They are basically an enforcement arm for corporations and are very interested in things like enforcing intellectual property claims.

Dragon 32! A proper, Welsh machine

Renegade III: The Final Chapter.

Renegade on the ZX Spectrum was good, the sequel Target: Renegade was one of my favourite games for years, but the third game was a cynical cash grab, badly executed, barely playable.

Time to go all Wilford Brimley on his ass.

Yet more anti-consumer technology to go alongside the gates that won’t let you out until you scan your receipt, the ANPR in the car park, the hair-trigger scales on the bagging area, etc. All to crush that extra penny of profit from us.

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I’d forgotten all about Google+ until you made this observation