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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states

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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Giuliani linked Friday's earthquake that hit New York to other tremors in "communist states" before saying his critics "don't have a sense of humor."
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    Look at California. You can’t have more earthquakes than California. You want to figure out why?"

    I think they’re called fault lines. This is on the level of “tides go in, tides go out, you can’t explain that!” Followed by an “are you fucking kidding?” face

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      There was a Republican politician that said something along the lines that God was punishing states because they allowed gays. And then his state got hammered in the ass by another storm.

      He didn’t walk back his statement.

      These people just want to blame everything bad on their enemies.

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        Years ago Rick Perry also demanded that Texans pray for rain and god responded by setting the entire state on fire shortly after.

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          And all the smoke particles made it rain?

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          I wonder if Rick Perry was watching the Super Bowl the year Prince performed, when it suddenly rained out of nowhere.

      • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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        And yet I am the asshole when I point out what belief in skydaddy will cause.

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        Wasn’t there one that had his house blown away?

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      You also graduated third grade! There must be dozens of us in America!!

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        Sadly, none of us have been elected to office.

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          Too smart to get into that hassle.

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      Nah it’s god, and when it’s lightning god angy. And rain is god sad. And alligators our ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.

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        Dont forget the Angels bowling leauge night.

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        If my toothbrush was made of meat but I couldn’t eat it, I’d be angry too.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        Mama’s wrong again!

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      It’s a cult thing. You believe ridiculous shit that wouldn’t fool a child as a way of proving your faith. The more ridiculous, the more faithful you are.

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