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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon knows a guy down by the docks

sh.itjust.works

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Anon knows a guy down by the docks

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    Don’t plug in a Webcam or you’ll get blackmail with a video of you jacking off.

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      I’ll blackmail them back with a video of me jacking off.

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        deleted by creator

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        I’m here to blackmail you

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          Howee, get ready for pain!

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      They’d be more likely to make money from my nudes by getting people to pay them to stop showing it to them.

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        Hey, a dollar is a dollar.

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      I get those blackmail emails and I don’t use a web cam. Funny shit, I love reading them.

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      Just setup an OF to get ahead of them leaking it. Send them a discount code too.

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