What kind of childhood did you have if you don’t know what grass tastes like.
He forgor
Maybe this was a particular patch of grass with extra flavour?
Like dog piss flavour.
Or an adult in with a hippie wheat grass stall in their farmers’ market.
Don’t eat grass, the silicates in it will seriously fuck up your teeth
wtf it’s real… I wouldn’t have even considered that.
I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.
corn is grass. rice is grass. a lot of other shit is grass too. heck, I’m grass.
Your mom’s grass
Your ass is grass
AND I’M GONNA MOW IT
Isn’t that just a salad?
Only if it comes from the salad region of France.
Yes, otherwise it’s just crispy grass.
Real and straight. Anon didn’t have sex.
Anon should’ve asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.
Anon took a bait from a dog.
Honestly not the weirdest behavior you’d see in campus, and could almost be wholesome. Guy’s down on the ground interacting with his dog; what’s wrong with that? Also: it’s at night - could they see he was actually eating grass, or did it look like he was just playing with his dog?
Also also: college campus… night… couple sitting on a bench… “sitting.” College couples never only sit on secluded benches in the dark. OP probably interrupted a handy.
Or more likely they were just about to light a blunt and you crashed their favorite smoke spot.
Classic college behavior
