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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Anon's uncle is sick

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Anon's uncle is sick

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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  • BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world
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    Statistically if you’re born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

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      Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

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        Bullshit, it’s only about 93%

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          Only 93% so far.

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            6 months ago

            planning for a busy weekend?

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          5 months ago

          When did we run out of unique souls and added in NPCs?

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      About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

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        It’s more than that… I know you were joking but …

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population

        Yeah it’s estimated but it’s a shit ton of people so it’s more like 99.9%

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          You underestimate the effects of population growth. There was a lot of time in prehistory but the population at any given point was tiny compared to today.

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            i remember an old article that said DNA shows that all current humans can be traced back to 7 women during the ice age.

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              There were probably more around at the time, all the other bloodlines just died off.

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              And they were all neighbours in the same age and shared a WhatsApp group.

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            Those people were alive and died it doesn’t matter… There have been more people dead than are currently living by a lot.

            We don’t care how many people were alive back than compared to today. It’s the total amount to how many have died…

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              We don’t care how many people were alive back than compared to today.

              But that is exactly the ratio you claim to be 99.9% when in reality it is closer to 93%.

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                No your right, my bad I’m terrible at math and sick

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          Hang on there based on the image, 7.95 billion alive today, 109 billion have lived and died, that’s like 93% death rate not 99.9%. Is there some other figure on the page you’re basing the 99.9% off?

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        Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

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