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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois

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Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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“A great lake deserves to be named after a great state.”
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    And South Dakota has declared North Dakota to be North South Dakota

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      In response, North Dakota has challenged South Dakota to a duel. If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘Dakota’.

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        If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘North Dakota’.
        And Nebraska will be renamed South Dakota. Then the process repeats. Until the entire earth is Dakota.

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          I think the United States of Jersey would have something to say about that.

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        Absolute Unit

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        Skip the duel, combine them and maybe Montana and Wyoming.

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      Naah. There is only one real Dakota and the other is the imposter that needs to change the name.

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        Fanning?

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