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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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    lunch-break masturbation

    Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That’s lunch break, right?

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      Wait, isn’t this how everyone does WFH lunch?

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        I knew I was forgetting something… Need to find my blender.

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          …For the milkshake, right?

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      Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.

      What’s not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That’s the part that’s not ok

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      Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!

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        I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?

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          Depends on how much you care about stealth.

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