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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor

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Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago
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    The eggiest should-be-an-actor in the land of 4chan

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    They need Psycho The Rapist

    – I already told you that’s a single word!!

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    God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

    But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

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      sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he’s doing great, comparatively

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    That’s enough internet for today.

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    What a day to be literate.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m sad I ever learned to read. I guess I’m cursed.

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        Same tho

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    god i love 4chan

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    Anon takes ‘Walk a mile in their shoes’ too seriously

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    I have brought anon a snack. A rusty af train bolt.

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    How the fuck do you get cum in the ass and mouth in one operation? Do professional rapists carry around a vial of extra cum for hole-filling purposes? What happens if they have a rape planned but forgot to bring their auxiliary cum? How long can they keep a vial of auxiliary cum before it starts going bad and needs to be replaced? Do professional rapists use a FIFO system and use expiration date labels or do they walk around loaded up with rotting cum? How to they handle this for tax filing purposes? Rape just sounds like too much extra effort. Just fuck a couch or something. Jeez.

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      Gang rape

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    He need the-rapist

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    I … guess this might be a way to build empathy with actual rape victims? Chat is this actually a good thing?

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    Fuck me. I have been through this phase. It fucking sucks but it is comforting. Yes, I needed therapy.

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    Cool. Next time, include figging.

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