🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 天前Anon reads between the linessh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1654arrow-down15
arrow-up1649arrow-down1external-linkAnon reads between the linessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 天前message-square55fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·4 天前The Dragonborn: farts The 3 Guards who phased in through the walls: “STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!”
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 天前Venom Snake: eats ration with beans Venom Snake later on: fart button unlocked QTE to hold fart in while moving unlocked
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 天前Fuck, I’d totally fail that QTE right behind a guard on purpose
The Dragonborn: farts
The 3 Guards who phased in through the walls: “STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!”
Nobody breaks wind on my watch!
“Must’ve been the wind.”
Venom Snake: eats ration with beans
Venom Snake later on:
fart button unlocked
QTE to hold fart in while moving unlocked
Fuck, I’d totally fail that QTE right behind a guard on purpose