Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you’re only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there
Dude it’s okay, just take the L and say you don’t know how vaginas work.
Vaginas are typically self-cleaning.
Fishy smells are caused by infections.
Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.
Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you’re worried they’ll smell like rotting eggs if you don’t, I’m not your mum.
I can’t explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???
I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.
Here’s a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you’ll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?
As a straight boy who is better-versed in vaginal care than most: thank you for spreading the word. Uninformed men can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem (and sometimes, by consequence, to the vaginas) of their partners if they don’t know this stuff.
I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.
I have a potential solution:
She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank… or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.
Granted, she’d probably still have to do a bit of angling… and… probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is… dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?
… or possibly she is still considerably aroused?
Disclaimer: I do not possess a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.
Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).
I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper… ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.
You don’t have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet… however, if it gets fairly cold where you live… either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or… be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.
I think you mean her vulva. It’s fine, good even, to wash the outside bits (though every time you pee seems hella excessive, like OCD levels of excessive) the vagina is the inside part.
Explanation: Luck. Just pure good luck. Biology is messy, results for one aren’t the same for all. It does however increase the chances of an infection, regardless of whether she’s ever had a UTI from this practice.
I love greentext communities on lemmy because it’s the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don’t know how vaginas work 💅💅💅
I understand you might feel self-conscious about after unprotected sex if it causes a smell, but it is not good practice to rinse your vagina with water, vulva is ok but not vaginas. Vaginas are self cleaning, semen is taken out with vaginal discharge.
Sorry if you meant this as a joke because I am going to take this literally (lol) but yes semen can impregnate people with uteruses but this can be mitigated with birth control. Oral birth control pills, IUD, arm implant, depo shot, etc. I have never had a pregnancy scare or unexpected pregnancy (nulliparous). Some people are into breeding fetishes or quiverfull, but I’m more of “I’ll have one kid in the future, maybe.”
I don’t mean doing some deep cleaning and yeah it might not be all natural to wash out cum but it’s pretty nasty if someone doesn’t do that.
It’s like how washing your hair with products isn’t natural and can actually take away good oils and stuff, but people are still going to be put off if your hair is mad oily and smelly.
I think the disconnect here is that washing your hair usually doesn’t lead to health problems the way washing a vagina does (douching even with water causes pelvic inflammatory disease, for example). It is your choice, I just wanted to provide information about vaginal health because this mentality sounds like it comes from shame rather than any health reason. It’s not nasty (again, shame), vaginas do have smells like when you’re on your period. Mine only smelled weird with one partner, and even then I’ve never had a smell for very long unless there was an actual infection going on. Smells are usually no big deal, assuming there isn’t an infection. I know you mentioned it smelling “rank” before, I think you might benefit from visiting a gynecologist. Again, no shame, vaginas are a normal part of life for some of the population.
Uh, anon, vaginas aren’t supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
It isn’t washed with soap, but it is washed with water
Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.
https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-clean-your-vagina
https://www.self.com/story/best-way-to-clean-vagina
I… am fairly sure he means ‘unwashed’ in the sense of ‘impure’, aka, ‘not a virgin’.
Still awful, but… that’s how I read this…?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
What other parts aren’t meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.
Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.
Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?
What?
Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?
How far up the chute are we talking?
Not deep. Like a bit deeper than surface. Just enough to make sure there is nothing icky hanging, and that the soap enters.
Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you’re only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there
I’ll choose not.
it could have been his point
Self cleaning ovens hahahha
Well unwashed for round 2 is kinky
Someone hasn’t had a girlfriend
Ok buddy, you’re allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.
Got ‘em!
Holy damn, and the upvotes… You guys must like the fishy smell. What the heck
Dude it’s okay, just take the L and say you don’t know how vaginas work.
Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.
Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you’re worried they’ll smell like rotting eggs if you don’t, I’m not your mum.
The eyeballs are a good example. But perhaps an ignorant pro-vag-washing man could retort, "Well, nobody jizzes in my eyeballs!’
Maybe the issue is self-loathing as well as misogyny - they think their cum is disgusting, so they assume it contaminates a vag?
Why wife uses a bidet and soap, every single use. She’s never had a UTI or any other issue down there. Explain.
I can’t explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???
I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.
Here’s a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you’ll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?
As a straight boy who is better-versed in vaginal care than most: thank you for spreading the word. Uninformed men can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem (and sometimes, by consequence, to the vaginas) of their partners if they don’t know this stuff.
I have a potential solution:
She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank… or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.
Granted, she’d probably still have to do a bit of angling… and… probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is… dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?
… or possibly she is still considerably aroused?
Disclaimer: I do not possess a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.
Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).
Fair enough, lol.
I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper… ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.
You don’t have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet… however, if it gets fairly cold where you live… either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or… be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.
Why are you mentioning “straight boys”? Do you think gay men have a deeper understanding of vaginas (they tend not to).
Bro really just forgot women exist
I think you mean her vulva. It’s fine, good even, to wash the outside bits (though every time you pee seems hella excessive, like OCD levels of excessive) the vagina is the inside part.
Explanation: Luck. Just pure good luck. Biology is messy, results for one aren’t the same for all. It does however increase the chances of an infection, regardless of whether she’s ever had a UTI from this practice.
Yeah just let the jizz stew there naturally
I love greentext communities on lemmy because it’s the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don’t know how vaginas work 💅💅💅
Girlfriend, if you don’t even wash out the jizz it’s gonna be rank down there. I don’t mean with bleach but gotta rinse that shit with water at least.
I understand you might feel self-conscious about after unprotected sex if it causes a smell, but it is not good practice to rinse your vagina with water, vulva is ok but not vaginas. Vaginas are self cleaning, semen is taken out with vaginal discharge.
https://womenshealth.gov/a-z-topics/douching
this is false
I come around and collect it
Oh great, we have a cum fairy.
Band name
… spunk snatchers.
I can’t wrap my mind around not wanting it gone as soon as possible
At that point, condoms are probably better. It’s easy cleanup and you don’t have to deal with semen.
Yeah, does seemen not like, impregnate people?
Sorry if you meant this as a joke because I am going to take this literally (lol) but yes semen can impregnate people with uteruses but this can be mitigated with birth control. Oral birth control pills, IUD, arm implant, depo shot, etc. I have never had a pregnancy scare or unexpected pregnancy (nulliparous). Some people are into breeding fetishes or quiverfull, but I’m more of “I’ll have one kid in the future, maybe.”
I don’t mean doing some deep cleaning and yeah it might not be all natural to wash out cum but it’s pretty nasty if someone doesn’t do that.
It’s like how washing your hair with products isn’t natural and can actually take away good oils and stuff, but people are still going to be put off if your hair is mad oily and smelly.
I think the disconnect here is that washing your hair usually doesn’t lead to health problems the way washing a vagina does (douching even with water causes pelvic inflammatory disease, for example). It is your choice, I just wanted to provide information about vaginal health because this mentality sounds like it comes from shame rather than any health reason. It’s not nasty (again, shame), vaginas do have smells like when you’re on your period. Mine only smelled weird with one partner, and even then I’ve never had a smell for very long unless there was an actual infection going on. Smells are usually no big deal, assuming there isn’t an infection. I know you mentioned it smelling “rank” before, I think you might benefit from visiting a gynecologist. Again, no shame, vaginas are a normal part of life for some of the population.
https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/my-discharge-smells-like-my-boyfriend
I really don’t think this person has a vagina.
Wild url. Not even the title of the article, either.
It’s not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don’t wash out a vagina.
The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.
Toss in some celery, carrots, onions, salt, and a heavy grind of fresh pepper for a spicy UTI.
Can’t beat that all natural UTI soup
Hey, at the store I have to pay for yeast supplements!