• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 hours ago

      I… am fairly sure he means ‘unwashed’ in the sense of ‘impure’, aka, ‘not a virgin’.

      Still awful, but… that’s how I read this…?

      He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.

      Not sure.

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      13 hours ago

      Why wife uses a bidet and soap, every single use. She’s never had a UTI or any other issue down there. Explain.

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        I think you mean her vulva. It’s fine, good even, to wash the outside bits (though every time you pee seems hella excessive, like OCD levels of excessive) the vagina is the inside part.

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        I can’t explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???

        I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.

        Here’s a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you’ll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?

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          I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.

          I have a potential solution:

          She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank… or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.

          Granted, she’d probably still have to do a bit of angling… and… probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is… dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?

          … or possibly she is still considerably aroused?

          Disclaimer: I do not possess a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.

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            2 hours ago

            Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).

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              Fair enough, lol.

              I had a bidet at one point, honestly do recommend for cleaning your pooper… ends up saving a lot of toilet paper money after not too much time.

              You don’t have to get a whole new toilet, there are many different kits you can get that you can install into a normal toilet… however, if it gets fairly cold where you live… either you may want to also get one with a seperate tank, or… be ready to endure the polar blast, hahah.

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          As a straight boy who is better-versed in vaginal care than most: thank you for spreading the word. Uninformed men can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem (and sometimes, by consequence, to the vaginas) of their partners if they don’t know this stuff.

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        Explanation: Luck. Just pure good luck. Biology is messy, results for one aren’t the same for all. It does however increase the chances of an infection, regardless of whether she’s ever had a UTI from this practice.

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        19 hours ago

        I love greentext communities on lemmy because it’s the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don’t know how vaginas work 💅💅💅

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          Girlfriend, if you don’t even wash out the jizz it’s gonna be rank down there. I don’t mean with bleach but gotta rinse that shit with water at least.

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            It’s not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don’t wash out a vagina.

            The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.

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                    Sorry if you meant this as a joke because I am going to take this literally (lol) but yes semen can impregnate people with uteruses but this can be mitigated with birth control. Oral birth control pills, IUD, arm implant, depo shot, etc. I have never had a pregnancy scare or unexpected pregnancy (nulliparous). Some people are into breeding fetishes or quiverfull, but I’m more of “I’ll have one kid in the future, maybe.”

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              I don’t mean doing some deep cleaning and yeah it might not be all natural to wash out cum but it’s pretty nasty if someone doesn’t do that.

              It’s like how washing your hair with products isn’t natural and can actually take away good oils and stuff, but people are still going to be put off if your hair is mad oily and smelly.

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                I think the disconnect here is that washing your hair usually doesn’t lead to health problems the way washing a vagina does (douching even with water causes pelvic inflammatory disease, for example). It is your choice, I just wanted to provide information about vaginal health because this mentality sounds like it comes from shame rather than any health reason. It’s not nasty (again, shame), vaginas do have smells like when you’re on your period. Mine only smelled weird with one partner, and even then I’ve never had a smell for very long unless there was an actual infection going on. Smells are usually no big deal, assuming there isn’t an infection. I know you mentioned it smelling “rank” before, I think you might benefit from visiting a gynecologist. Again, no shame, vaginas are a normal part of life for some of the population.

                https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/my-discharge-smells-like-my-boyfriend