• gmtom@lemmy.world
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    4 个月前

    One of 3 jokes.

    Its either either :

    “loicence”

    Haha no spices

    Or “bad teeth”

    • Zron@lemmy.world
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      4 个月前

      My favorite to poke at is treating anything with a blade on it like it’s a deadly weapon with no other purpose.

      Can’t have a locking pocket knife.

      There was a group that wanted to ban pointed kitchen knives.

      Had a dude tell me he doesn’t carry an axe or saw when camping because it “might scare passersby”

      Photos of police “hauls” that show screw drivers and hammers as “deadly weapons that don’t belong on the streets”

      So it’s at least 4 jokes.

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      4 个月前

      Don’t forget the bizarre “r” into everything like drawring, the lawr, etc.

    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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      4 个月前

      Haha no spices

      That joke comes from yanks who are used to drowning their food in sugar syrup to mask the taste of underage mexican day labourer blood.

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      4 个月前

      Or “bad teeth”

      I lived in the UK for a while and what shocked me most was the ads for tooth care products.

      Where I’m from they are like “Fresh breath all day long” or “Keeps your teeth white”. In the UK they were like “Mouth wash can prevent tooth loss”.