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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Andrew Tate 'not welcome' in Florida, Ron DeSantis says

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Andrew Tate 'not welcome' in Florida, Ron DeSantis says

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Andrew and Tristan Tate have apparently arrived in Florida, after their Romanian travel restrictions were lifted.
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    Send tate to florida. Then get out a saw, and cut Florida away and into the Ocean. Then use ropes to connect Hawaii and Alaska to the mainland.

    Now you can claim that only connected states can be states. Also, international no fly, no sail zone 300 miles around florida at any time. No one leaves.

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      Bugs had the right idea in 1949.

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      The only way in or out is via gay party boat ferry.

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        With rescued immigrants onboard

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      Just wait 20 years. It’ll be underwater.

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        Great news for the folks inland…

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      Careful with that saw. There are allies there still.

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        That’s Hillsborough County not Tampa the city, that goes Republican. We are pretty progressive inside the city but the sprawling county has enough people to drown us out.

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          Sorry for the misunderstanding. I’m not calling out people based on their county. I just pulled an electoral map because it’s a quick way to point out that Florida is potentially a purple state. It’s got a lot of people supporting civil rights and other progressive goals. I don’t want to see it sawed off and abandoned to its gerrymandered leadership. That’s what I was trying to communicate.

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        As long as the electoral college exists, it really doesn’t matter, sadly.

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          Fair enough. We should make it matter.

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            Too late. Dictatorships don’t do reforms.

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              What if we ask even more nicely this time?

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      Alaska is already connected to the mainland?

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        Canada isn’t a US state yet

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          But they are the same piece of land…

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