🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 22 days agoAnon wants thissh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1846arrow-down12
arrow-up1844arrow-down1external-linkAnon wants thissh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 22 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·21 days agoSure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
minus-squareForeverComical@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up15·21 days agoThe being taught to raid England part seems lit.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·21 days agosince I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·20 days agoAlso, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
minus-squareNatanael@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·20 days agoIt wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-220 days agoTake her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·edit-220 days agoif you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-220 days ago And? If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
minus-squareAcinonyx@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 days agoI’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
minus-squareFarmTaco@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-220 days agoyou know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
minus-squareVanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 days agoIt’s an open relationship, fundie.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 days agoMFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle Our culture is not a costume.
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 days agoI need more of this show
Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
The being taught to raid England part seems lit.
since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
god i love sex
Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.
if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself
I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers
you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.
It’s an open relationship, fundie.
MFW people keep trying to romanticize the Viking lifestyle
Our culture is not a costume.
I need more of this show