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S3igHillalolp_78@futurology.todayBanned from community to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

Life hack

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Life hack

futurology.today

S3igHillalolp_78@futurology.todayBanned from community to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    You can tell it’s an old stock photo by the ratio of the monitor.

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      And internet explorer

      • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        And windows vista

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        And Vista task bar

    • TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.mlBanned
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      I had better MS Paint skills with Windows XP on a Pentium 4 256MB RAM machine.

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    my ThinkPad™ literally has gutters built into the keyboard to direct spilled liquids away from the circuitry. it also boots after i hit it with a hammer

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      You know it comes with a power button that will also switch it on for you? /s

  • ChojinDSL@discuss.tchncs.de
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    (un)fortunately, my thinkpad has a spillproof keyboard.

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      I bet it isn’t hydrofluoric acid spill proof

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        Pour it on yourself and you’ll never have to work another day in your life

        • TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.mlBanned
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          I drink a cocktail of HCl, fentanyl and bleach everyday. Can personally confirm.

      • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Please don’t spill HF anywhere that isn’t specifically designed for it.

    • Sal@lemmy.world
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      Just need a different liquid.

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        And a lighter

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          Hey boss , I worked so fast the computer overheated. Let’s call it a day shall we?

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            Probably not a valid excuse with M series macbooks :(

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              deleted by creator

              • kautau@lemmy.world
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                Yeah it’s pretty clear Apple took their knowledge of building mobile processors since the A6, which is really the first iPhone processor they made in house. Then they probably poached a bunch of people from intel or amd and grabbed a few of their PowerPC vets and here we are. Love or hate Apple, the M series is great for processor competition because it is a great processor line

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                Yes it still gets warm fairly often for me, but not first degree burn warm

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      That’s what this picture was advertising.

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      Nothing an “accidental” fall can’t solve

      • foggy@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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        I’m just imagining having a bad day at work and then pushing my PC off my desk at noon on a Friday, calling IT and punching out.

        I mean I am IT, but still.

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          The world of networking is full of accidents waiting to happen.

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    What if i have a Thinkpad X220?

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      Have you ever read that Wikipedia article, Timeline of the Far Future? “Median half-life of the ThinkPad X220” is listed between “The Sun reaches the top of the red-giant branch of the Hertzsprung–Russell diagram” and “the Moon spirals below Earth’s Roche limit, breaking into a ring of debris”.

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    Fret not, dear User! For I as the IT admin will happily pour water directly into the parts that matter.

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    When people mention watercooling is this what they mean

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    By pouring water over a laptop that’s been forgotten in a corner of the basement for 20 years?

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    Anyone know if this actually does anything to modern laptops? I can’t think of a single computer I’ve used that didn’t have drainage in the keyboard.

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      Do you exclusively use Thinkpads?

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        I guess so. Macbooks brick if the air has too much moisture. This guy has never seen a MacBook then

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        I have a Thinkpad and some weird ass dell or something but IIRC they have some holes with a water drop shape embossed nearby. The rest are desktop keyboards.

    • S3igHillalolp_78@futurology.todayBanned from communityOP
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      What? How old are you?

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