Greece? I like my pizza Greece-y, but not my fried chicken Iran? Nah, bro, this is ‘Murica, it’s not safe to run, I drive my truck everywhere instead Iraq? Of course I rack my weights after I’m done lifting bro
Polish? I polish my buddy’s knob every day.
Danish? Thanks, I’d love one for breakfast
And bring me a pastry, too!
Murica likes “liberating” countries, they must be good in geography.
short etymology lesson it means we get our lips all over them. and gummy charles (he’s in the marines, e3 hoorah), he drools A LOT. you don’t want a country after he’s liberated one
Of course the turk can only think to talk about himself.
Turkey mentioned 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Finnish? No, I never finish anything I’m a loser, alright? Leave me alone!
Denmark? then mark what?
Bekoz Türkiye nambır Van baybeee!
Iz vy I live diaspora time, gurbet is very nice 😎👍
You better Czech yourself before you Reyjavik yourself.
Goddamnit that one’s my favorite outta this thread haha!
Here’s my try:
Kathmandu?
… I dunno, can he? What can cat man do?
he is strange and mysterious
There’s Norway I’m participating in this thread.
Yea, so Finnished with this stuff…
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Chad? Yeah, I know him from college.
The Netherlands? I keep that region well groomed, what about it?
French? Ok but brush your teeth first
Easter is a god-fearing holiday, not an island! God damn Christmas too!
Italy ? It none !
Tbilisi or not Tbilisi, that is the question.
Oof. That one is very tortured. I like it.
Where’s Takistan? Did you mean to say “Where’s a taco stand?” Down the block, on the corner brah.
New Guinea? The guinea was abolished and never reintroduced.
