EU: USA wtf are you doing? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!! STOP! STOP!!! STOP!!! Nobody likes that!! Get all your stuff away from everywhere!!
USA: Oh my bad, how about we come on over there and put our stuff on your food? That’ll make everyone happy right?
EU: FFFFFFF!!!
They keep inventing new forms of terrorism
I just showed this to my Italian work colleagues.
Ranch dressing on pizza…
Torches are lit, pitchforks are at the ready
And I haven’t even explained to them what ranch dressing is yet
This is more than a job — it’s a cultural exchange powered by an incredibly versatile flavor
Good luck with that, don’t die.
Seeing the title photo of the article, I hope they will be put behind bars for capital culinary crimes.
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
I want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It’s fine as long as they livestream it
Yo this is how you start WWIII
Ngl, I would love a trip to Europe. I’m not the biggest fan of ranch but I’d put ranch on every damn thing they want. Europeans would be side eyeing me like mad. Wouldn’t care. Got free trip.
But do you need extra dressing when the whole kitchen staff have already hocked up their chunkiest loogies to hold up their end of the cultural exchange?
If they’re anything like me, I think the europeans just wouldn’t know wtf you’re dousing your meal with
In Europe they don’t know what ranch is so Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American Doritos…
TIL I don’t like ranch.
To be fair, ranch and cool ranch are somewhat different
And with what Americans have been up to recently, they’re going to have to rename it again.
in ireland its called Cool Original
Til ranch is only American
Ranch it up bro!
Honestly, if he isn’t picked they are just losing money on this.
I don’t know how ranch tastes, but i always read “rank”.
Like Holland sauce
You mean Hollandaise sauce or mayonaise?! 😄
Half of each
No no, this makes sense. The world’s opinion of us is already as low as it can possibly get, this can only help. Not likely but how much worse could it get?
We came up with the name thinking of Rash and Rance.
My unpopular opinion
Ranch is disgusting
I used to like it, but nowadays I much prefer vinaigrettes. Ginger based Asian ones are good too. White sauces generally feel kinda heavy to me.
We make ranch at home to occasionally dip things in, and it’s enjoyable. However, the slimy, sour shit that comes out of a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch is diagusting.
Homemade ranch really is on another level! Cheaper than the bottled stuff too. $1.50 for a small thing of sour cream and another $1 for a package of seasoning. I used to just use whatever was in my spice cabinet, but the package is so convenient if you just want it easy.
I keep a container of it on-hand so I can make smaller batches of it - I typically mix with just sour cream as a chip dip. For salads, I tend to prefer other dressings.
I grew up in the Midwest and have hated it since I was a kid.
Oh the ostracization!
Listen, I love ranch, but you’re gonna want to convince the Scots and let them try to convince everyone else. Ranch is amazing on fried food, and by fuck does Scotland fry food.
I want to see an American eat haggis with ranch
Now I want a scotch egg dipped in ranch.
