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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago

Anon is the Sandwich Man

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Anon is the Sandwich Man

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago
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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

  • Owl@mander.xyz
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    Did I just read a good greentext ?

  • TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works
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    He’s Morpheus from john Wick

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

    • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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      Mutual aid in a nutshell.

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    He has eyes everywhere

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    Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

    Gay: He puts his meat in other men’s mouths

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      I’m seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        I dunno, but I’d say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

        • Onionguy@lemm.ee
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          we’re gonnahave a problem here…

      • Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf
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        Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

        • SeekPie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me
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          Probably both

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      Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

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        Look, it’s only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don’t like it, it isn’t gay.

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          I will try not liking it.

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        • snoons@lemmy.ca
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          but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that’s gay right?

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              Whayyy are you G A E

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