Might grab one. Stick it in my coin collection next to the reichmarks my poppy picked up while killing nazis
Well you should have to kill a nazi for a trophy. Stolen valour and all that…
kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi’s killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.
It would be fun to draw little X’s over his eyes on every bill.
They are coins, so drill holes in the neck
Ironically, the coin will be roughly the same diameter as the hole in his neck
Just collapse already! This is just getting silly at this point.
Isn’t the dollar due to collapse due to foreign sanctions against the Trump regime tariffs?
Poetic.
New currency might be plastic.
GOLD plastic tho.
If ever you get a chance, check out the Soviet Union military medals (shiny gold plastic) from the last decades. This has precedent.
If they were smart they’d give them RFID chips, but that might cost more than the metal.
What a beautiful way to honor his life’s work of self-promotion and trolling.
Anyway, healthcare pls?
Anyway, Epstein files?
If you work hard and are lucky, then healthcare can be obtained.
On the new three-dollar bill?
Well, it would be about as legit.
Can’t wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It’s what he would’ve wanted
Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?
GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I’ll believe it when I see it.
More repulsive white men on currency. Yay!
Nazi’s do not belong on currency. Also he was a nobody podcaster. He will be forgotten about and he is just another right wing murder statistic.
Never Harriet Tubman though.
I wonder if there’s a reason why? Anyone know???
Too much money for the extra ink /s
She rescued what, a few thousand people? Kirk offended millions!
Mysteriously, so did Harriet Tubman.
Racism :(
Fuck, if we are putting streamers on currency I vote for Pokimane.
I vote (illegally) for MetalJesusRocks.
I’m down for SimpleFlips. Pass a dude a dollar? Shout out to SimpleFlips.
cool idea honestly
Melon head Fantano. He’ll complain it doesn’t sound like Death Grips.
I want Yumi with his ugly ass bowl cut.
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I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
…pretty please? :(
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Anyone want to do that for me too? I might be disabled but I am very funny, I can do pixel art so I can make stuff for you, I have good style and can help you dress well, I can sew so I can mend your clothes! You can also have all my steam games!
Please get me out of here :(
I’d marry you both but the UK doesn’t seem too far behind your shitshow :(
So we made it to the “Russian bride” level already. American Spouses
Let’s all start some kind of legal harem. Or a really big “family”.
Say less, cousin Skuzz. I’m in.
Aye, cousin kelpie_is_trying, how’s the family anyway? Been a while.
I will suck literally anything.
