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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency

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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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A new GOP plan would call on the U.S. Treasury to print silver dollar coins with Kirk's image.
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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Fast forward to 2030…

    " That will be 13 Kirks"

    " Here’s a Rogan and a Shapiro, keep the change"

    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      “A trump” will be used to refer to both a 100 monies or a rape.

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        “It’s all about the Trumps.”

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    Might grab one. Stick it in my coin collection next to the reichmarks my poppy picked up while killing nazis

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      Well you should have to kill a nazi for a trophy. Stolen valour and all that…

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        kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi’s killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.

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    Surely toilet paper would be a more appropriate medium to carry his semblance.

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  • Rune_Walsh@lemmy.world
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    It would be fun to draw little X’s over his eyes on every bill.

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      They are coins, so drill holes in the neck

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    Ironically, the coin will be roughly the same diameter as the hole in his neck

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    Just collapse already! This is just getting silly at this point.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Isn’t the dollar due to collapse due to foreign sanctions against the Trump regime tariffs?

    Poetic.

    New currency might be plastic.

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      GOLD plastic tho.

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        If ever you get a chance, check out the Soviet Union military medals (shiny gold plastic) from the last decades. This has precedent.

        If they were smart they’d give them RFID chips, but that might cost more than the metal.

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    What a beautiful way to honor his life’s work of self-promotion and trolling.

    Anyway, healthcare pls?

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      Anyway, Epstein files?

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      If you work hard and are lucky, then healthcare can be obtained.

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    these people have no sense of history.

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    On the new three-dollar bill?

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      Well, it would be about as legit.

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    Isn’t the word “minted” not more correct as this is about commemorative coins?

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      Not if you just slap a sticker on them. It’s also cheaper that way.

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    Can’t wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It’s what he would’ve wanted

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    Silver dollar coins? Can’t wait to buy as many as I can so I can melt them down and use them as Antifa challenge coins or something along those lines.

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      they’ll be silver-ish

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    Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?

    GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I’ll believe it when I see it.

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