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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon is in the hospital

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • De_Narm@lemmy.world
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    Just for good meassure I’ve searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it’s an acronym. Most definitions just say ‘attractive older woman’.

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      Which is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days!

      Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore…

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        No, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.

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          Where?

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            In your city.

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              THOSE ADS WERE REAL!?

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                well, yes! Hurry up! Get your cougar!

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        I thought cougar was for women actively hunting for prey.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Even older part isn’t relevant anymore. A 22 year old with a toddler is called milf.

      THAT’S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.

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        Yes it is, she’s a mother

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          Nope.

          MILF is someone who is considered attractive by peers of her children. Think Stacey’s mom. So the theoretical milf can’t be younger than 30.

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            You’re right. American Pie corroborates your findings.

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              Of course it does. That was when the word still hadn’t lost its meaning.

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