🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1567arrow-down112
arrow-up1555arrow-down1imageAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square47linkfedilink
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoHow do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agothis is why we train on the Bop-It
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoPlease do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoRing. Ring. … Who is it? … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoWhy are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago… Extra nips? Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoYou figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoSo you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI think you’re taking this too seriously
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI think I’m being technically correct!
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoWhat. How does that logic work? They say they are bisexual. This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers. … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is. … How is this complicated?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoIt’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoJust ask your partner for their instruction manual
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoEntirely seriously, the world would be a much better place if people defaulted to actually communicating what would be in such a proverbial instruction manual.
How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
this is why we train on the Bop-It
Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
please don’t
Ring.
Ring.
… Who is it?
… Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
… Extra nips?
Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?
You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
I think you’re taking this too seriously
I think I’m being technically correct!
What.
How does that logic work?
They say they are bisexual.
This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.
… You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is.
… How is this complicated?
It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
Just ask your partner for their instruction manual
Entirely seriously, the world would be a much better place if people defaulted to actually communicating what would be in such a proverbial instruction manual.