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nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

Anon is straight

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Anon is straight

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    “Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”

    Yeah that 100% checks out actually

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      Hobosexual is wild lmfao

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        depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights

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          ‘we let’ women have rights? Women fought tooth and nail for years to get those rights, and assholes are still trying to claw them away; fuck, there’s places in the US right now where women are dying because their access to healthcare has been sabotaged by a supreme court that reinterpreted the constitution to remove their rights.

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            “we” in this case could be the American government in general and the supreme court specifically. The fact that such an important right was “granted” by a decision of nine random schmucks and can be taken away by another decision (rather than being a law) is not a great look for that government.

            But you’re right that it was not the best phrasing. Activism is extremely important esp on more local levels

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    Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options

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      I’m not gay I just hate missing out

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    straight but bi when it benefits me

    Brother, you’re bi.

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      Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn’t know that’s a thing.

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        That’s exactly what it looks like

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      Nice insight roll

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    I can’t believe no one else said this but I feel it’s necessary…

    Fake and gay

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      Queer and insincere, even.

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    • Bobmighty@lemmy.world
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      Lots of fake shit all over Lemmy lately. Clogged with bot gen crap and memes.

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        It is like reddit, but without Spez

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          without Spez

          Still an improvement then

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    being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based

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      I’ve heard it called being “homelessexual”

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        Hobosexual

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          I thought hobosexual was you exclusively date people who carry bindles and hitch free rides on freight trains.

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          Trafficking? Where they taking them? Home?!

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        bro im gonna coom

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    What the fuck did I just read.

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      A greentext. All the best greentexts are a wild ride. I admit it’s very much not always a window into how other people live, but it sure is a window into how other people think!

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    Can’t tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.

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      cis guy on hrt

      Why would they be on hrt

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        maybe they’re a twitch streamer

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        The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn’t match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.

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          I’m confused

          The word cisgender (often shortened to cis; sometimes cissexual) describes a person whose gender identity corresponds to their sex assigned at birth, i.e., someone who is not transgender.

          If they’re taking hrt it sounds like they’d want to change their gender

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            Just as some AMAB (Assigned Male At Birth) men want to look more masculine and will work out at the gym or take testosterone supplements, some AMAB men are femboys and may temporarily take feminizing HRT to look less masculine.

            Both are trying to change their bodies to better fit their gender identity, and femboy is clearly a different identity from gym bro, but they are both male gender identities.

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              What hormones would a gym fembroy take though?

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                Answer is still HRT, and a femboy would probably have a very different exercise routine than a gym bro in terms of areas they’d want to work.

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        Could be a lot of reasons.

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          What would some of those reasons be?

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            Low to no sexdrive and they want to have one

            Trying to stop or slow down the progression of male pattern baldness

            Loss of muscle mass.

            To fix low testosterone

            Maybe they are not trans but want to be more feminine looking.

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          Not necessarily, they could be a feminine trans man.

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            I thought a femboy was specifically AMAB who presents more femininely.

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              They’re saying in this case, seemingly, he was born male, but a trans femboy can exist.

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                That makes sense, thanks.

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              In short: Femboy is about presenting as a very feminine man, men doing that can include trans men.

              Slightly longer: It’s why there are different categories for sex, gender assigned at birth, gender identity and gender expression. A femboy would identify male and express feminine. The opposite is a tomboy, somebody who identifies as female and expresses in a masculine manner, both are not necessarily linked to the individuals sex and/or gender assigned at birth.

              Trans refers to a different gender identity than the gender assigned at birth and doesn’t come into play here.

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    “You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?”

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      Well, rubber fist may really be a different thing. I even think that a real fist or even a dick sometimes doesn’t imply homosexually, only asserting dominance :(

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        ✈️ 🤨

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    What no pussy does to a mf

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    Fake and Gay

    Gay, Anon is gay

    Fake, Anon claims to be straight

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      Naaah… just fake.

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        It came across as a liiiitle bit gay, no?

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    TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.

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      It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.

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      Every greentext is based in some reality

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        Indeed, indeed.

        If one is only bi on the Internet, is one really straight?

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    What in the 4chan bullshit is this?

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      Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

      Basically, Anon is a moron.

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        Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems

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          Bro it’s the same smh

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        FB?

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          FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon’s case, he’s a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.

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            FWBs get paid?! Why wasn’t I told this?

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              Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What’d you think the benefits were?

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                Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.

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                I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should’ve said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I’m “drunk and horny enough” now, Jamie.

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            Ah. Wow.

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      It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.

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        > writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
        > wtf, gay shit is fucking weird

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    Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I’m genuinely curious, I assume it’s all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride

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      Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there’s something similar for women. I don’t think that’s what this guy is talking about though.

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        It’s fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.

        But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they’re on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it’s DIY or just informed consent is anyone’s guess, though.

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          That’s one possibility I thought off, but there’s another one: He says he’s straight, but doesn’t mention being cis, so he could be a trans man taking testosterone (HRT isn’t necessarily estrogens).

          • [She/Her] EdgeRunner 🏳️‍⚧️@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            she is just an egg for now, in denial i guess.

            That’s not rare,

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              lets not egg people its not nice

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                Well, For me as transgender person, it’s like a compliment ,

                No bad meaning here, sorry

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                  even if the intentions are well meaning, egging someone carries the risk of misgendering a cis person. be supportive, but respect what people currently call themselves until they tell you otherwise

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              Right, because some rando on the internet knows more about this person than he does himself.

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                Find its own gender can be a process. And each is unique. He/she, that’s not what matters after all.

                And you can see my other reply next to ,

                Sorry, English, you know…

                Was a joke, maybe bad, my bad …

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      wonder how some of the greedier telehealth hrt providers (not naming names but it’s all on Google) would react if someone straight up said “I’m cis but want to be more attractive to a certain demographic, gimme the femboy pills”. I’d give 70/30 they’d eventually agree.

      p.s. personally I think hrt should be maximally cheap and sold over the counter.

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        That’s something informed consent should permit. “Here are the effects, do you want them?”

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      I know a straight cis femboy who wants to take HRT - I dont fully understand it, but I respect its his right to do what he wants with his body and identify however he pleases.

      Some people just want more customization options I guess

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      They never said cis, did they? Could be a transman.

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      Think some HRT femboys do consider themselves cis. At that point tho imo it’s just a matter of personal labels since they are definitely non conforming

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      Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

      That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao

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      He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

      Nah, lol. I can’t believe this

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          that’s crazy

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              yea, that dude can’t come to terms with his homosexuality and that must be difficult to live through

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      Gay is when democrat

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          Lol not even american. Go outside and touch grass. Wait to they even have grass where you live?

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              Sounds like you are projecting.

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                  Insert a cactus into your rectum.

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    I’ve known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario

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