Friendly reminder that there are quite a few red states that literally would not survive without the tax revenue from California propping them up.
California accepts denmark’s bid. Please.
Honestly Washington State is the one I’d buy, but given the weird conservative obsession with beating up on California you can probably get a better deal.
Maybe France would be interested to buy back Louisiana as well.
This is the “Louisiana” they sold:
The Louisiana refund
aren’t those some of the reddest parts?
The pitch is a bitter response to President Trump’s plan to purchase Greenland, which Denmark currently owns.
Jesus titty fucking christ how obliviously ignorant do you have to be to not realize the satirical nature-…
Oh, nvm when will the boomers fucking die already
I wanna carve out Philly and submit myself to whichever EU nation is willing to take us. We voted against the fascist by double digit margin, and in the last mayoral democratic primary, a pluality of us voted for the progressive candidates (but the votes split on two of the progressive democrats so they both lost, thanks FPTP).
What’s hygge
Edit: that warm cozy feeling
I like how this underscores what a joke they think Trump is.
I looked up what hygge means and I am all for it!
I hope they change the name to Hyggewood
they offered to buy Washington DC but it seems Russia beat them to it.
slow claps
Well done sir, well done.
With a pee room and some shady video
@return2ozma@lemmy.world Countries do not fall into decline in one day, they fracture internally first.
“Buy California” rather than “Buy America” is precisely an example. Another sign would be ignoring tariffs and expressing its own foreign policy on trade.
EU citizenship with no hassle?
Hell yes!
No hassle? I think you severely underestimate the effort required to learn Danish.
Wouldn’t be the first bilingual EU country.
The Danish Realm already has three official languages, adding two more shouldn’t be a problem.
Humoring the situation, I imagine English would be an accepted official language of the region lol
English and Spanish would surely be given the same status as Greenlandic and Faroese.
Yes, sign me up. I’m ready. Right now. Seriously. Do they want money?
This would be the biggest mass migration to California since the last one.
Yes please. If you could finalize the deal before April 15 that would be very helpful.
What’s happening on April 15?
Tax day….
oh, I’m not american so I don’t know your tax days.
It was more of a sigh… Collective sigh from all Americans. Not saying you’re bad because you didn’t know.
California should offer itself to sell to Canada already
Not interested, thanks. Or if you do come, can we ship the silicon valley tech bros into the sun first?
Can they buy oregon and Washington too?
As a Cali expat in Washington I approve of this.
I’m sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal
Don’t forget Colorado, we have lots of drugs!
As a Coloradoan, I approve of being sold to Denmark.
I support this sale.
I volunteer Minnesota as well.
Wisconsinite here. I’m hoping the great lakes area is occupied by Canada after we lose WW3.
And North Carolina. Trump can keep South.
Left and right sides of PA, too, please and thank you
But mostly the right. Danish is a terrible enough language without adding Yinz to their vocabulary
I know this is pushing it but can we throw in all the western states? I promise Utah’s national parks and skiing are awesome.
Too many magats and weird zealots. Nature there is great and all but the people suck.
No… If there’s one state besides Texas you don’t want in this transfer, it’s Mormonland
utah will surprise you with how much the mormons do not like trump
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