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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Anon is in the hospital

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Anon is in the hospital

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    You just call your own mom a milf…?

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      Hell yeah, my mom’s a milf. A matriarchal introducer of love and fun.

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      Just for good meassure I’ve searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it’s an acronym. Most definitions just say ‘attractive older woman’.

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        Which is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days!

        Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore…

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          No, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.

          • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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            Where?

            • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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              1 年前

              In your city.

              • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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                THOSE ADS WERE REAL!?

                • Ironfist@sh.itjust.works
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                  well, yes! Hurry up! Get your cougar!

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          I thought cougar was for women actively hunting for prey.

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        Even older part isn’t relevant anymore. A 22 year old with a toddler is called milf.

        THAT’S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.

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          Yes it is, she’s a mother

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            Nope.

            MILF is someone who is considered attractive by peers of her children. Think Stacey’s mom. So the theoretical milf can’t be younger than 30.

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              You’re right. American Pie corroborates your findings.

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                Of course it does. That was when the word still hadn’t lost its meaning.

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      His name is Oedipus.

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      Freud thought so

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