cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918
This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.
Super old guy: dies
MTG: IT COULD ONLY HAVE BEEN AN ACT OF GOD
They really hated him because he was a little more tolerant of minorities.
She hated him because he was at least a little ok with some LGBT.
I hated him for being the leader of one of the biggest, most corrupt organizations ever to exist on the planet.
We are (fucking definitely) not the same.
My god did Vance kill the Pope!
How dare you insinuate that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE, there isnt a single shred of evidence that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE. Id like to see anyone claiming or even hinting that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE take their evidence straight to Interpol so that it can be disproven categorically by trained experts that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE.
The poor pontiff wasn’t used to being face-to-face with that level of evil and egotism. And he didn’t think Vance would try to strangle him: “A message from Ratzinger! Bwahaha!”
Can’t lie, if I had to meet that dweeb IRL my matter would start decaying very fast too.
Attention whoring as usual. And it’s working.
She still looks like a neanderthal tho so at least we’ve got that going for us.
If God exists, then why does he destroy the faith of millions by allowing MTG to live?
MTGs existence might be the strongest argument against a caring god.
Magic the gathering is not that evil. Is it?
I’m sory, did you just call the fucking Pope evil?
And this pope was one of the least evil!
I guess she’s gotta be right at least once
Francis wasn’t evil
He was
Lol no
No you see, he was a communist demon because he committed the absolutely heresy of being 0.1% less conservative.
Can’t be the pope if you don’t hate minorities and immigrants ya know
MTG very obviously doesn’t really believe in the religion she claims to follow.
Most Republicans don’t. Never have in my lifetime, honestly, but with how hard they fight these days against e.g. feeding the hungry and treating the sick, it’s more glaringly obvious than ever.
Dumbest schism ever.
These people are crazy. Even if you think that, keep it to yourself.
I hate mtg but you sound like the people who wanted all the Irish to be nice when Thatcher died. I’m an aboriginal person, and survivor of child sexually abuse, i will dance on the grave of the pope who defended and shielded pedos, and I will look at news of his death and say GOOD. And if you think that’s not nice:
Nah I just meant for people to keep their negative comments to themselves, referring to her thinking the pope was evil. I’m not even sure what you’re talking about.
I’m saying the pope was evil
Ah I see. Yea I have no opinion.
Your mom and I both think you’re cool.
I think they were saying “even if you think that the Pope is evil, keep it to yourself,” but you’re correct that they left it open to interpretation.
Yes this is what I meant
If it were true that God defeats evil, Empty Greene would be a smouldering pile of ashes at a crossroads by now.
Karma is what we make it. The world don’t care.
So…. The pope is evil? Did he do a woke?
He demanded compassion
Seems unlikely they’ll puff the pope smoke to select anyone who could bother Trump by demonstrating the weakness of empathy, but I would be glad to be proven wrong.
Honestly she is probably jealous
He shielded child rapists, so yes evil. But that’s not mtg’s reason.
This fucking bitch.
Americans - is the consensus of MTG that she actually believes the grift? Obviously the likes of Vance just say whatever wins the room, but she always gave me the impression that she believes every word of maniacal conspiracy she tweets.
She’s a woman that has learned that she can get away with anything, as long as she behaves badly enough. She doesn’t need to believe it, though she probably does, she knows that is a strategy that works to avoid consequences.
Vultures.
It’s an alt-right social media trend: descend on the dead before they’re even cold.
That said, MTG is still dumb as bricks. Says a lot about MAGA, what type of women they bring forth. Sorry if that sounds sexist - or if, the sexism is not mine.
A smart woman tends not to advance the cause of misogyny no. They kinda don’t wanna end up like that chick from Handmaid’s Tale who got reading banned for her gender and now she’s bored.
At least Serena Joy was classy (well, you know, aside from the ceremonial rapes) and carried herself like a fucking human.
Gonna be honest, we should be thankful these freaks aren’t carrying themselves with dignity. People will respect horrible, horrible things done politely.
You could also argue that this was a very old man. Is god asleep at the wheel?
Maybe god is like Santa
Everyone knows Santa favors the rich kids
God helps those who help themselves. (Tee hee)
Not that i believe in heaven or hell but if they did exist im pretty sure the pope gonna be aight
